Meet Mike

Mike is Bruce's sister. That's right, sister. With a confused name like that you just know that her mother dresses her funny too. Poor thing.

Incredibly, no eyes were lost.

Mike is a city dog.

They don't make sticks like this in the city. No Sirrree!

Mike loves her brother.

Given all the teeth in these blurry shots (neither Mike nor Bruce are real big on "hold still"), I'm not sure what she sees him...but at lets face it, at the end of the day, family sticks together.